Can be sung over the tune of "Special" from Avenue Q.
So, the woman you ALL will want to hear
The Newtown Community Centre is proud to present
Fresh from her world tour, headlining in
Haiti, Japan and Christchurch, New Zealand.
Please give a warm hand to
The star of Mother Nature Fights Back, Quake Safe Your Home and Survive a Tsunami
Lizzie the Safety Officer!
I can help you feel certain
That you’d know what to do
I can help you get ready
For a 7.2
The risks that we face just repeat each day
Think and know when you’d go and where you’d stay
And maybe you feel like, “It won’t hit here.”
But all the same, it’s good to prep some gear.
[Spoken: Yeah, they’re real (while showing the earthquake risk map).]
In other places the earth holds still
And seawater stays in the sea
But you might move to let down your guard
And get fires or flooding in your backyard
Some will accelerando but you can ritard with me
With me…
Others panic and speed up but you can stay calm and ritard with me.
